tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18992238640660273012011-11-27T16:17:37.872-08:00kuku manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04115176608240968776noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1899223864066027301.post-73348932505298712602007-05-07T04:41:00.000-07:002007-05-07T05:17:14.786-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">What is the equation of Love?</span><br /><br />Smart man + smart woman = romance<br /><br />Smart man + dumb woman = affair<br /><br />Dumb man + smart woman = marriage<br /><br />Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What is Office politic?</span><br /><br />Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br /><br />Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br /><br />Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion<br /><br />Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">How Much to shop?</span><br /><br />A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<br /><br />A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHY GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS ARE NEVER RELIABLE?</span><br /><br />A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br /><br />A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<br /><br />A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br /><br />A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">How to achieve HAPPINESS!</span><br /><br />To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br /><br />To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What Are your LONGEVITY Tip!</span><br /><br />Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHAT PROPENSITY NOT TO CHANGE!</span><br /><br />A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.<br /><br />A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What is the best technique?</span><br /><br />A woman has the last word in any argument.<br /><br />Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?</span><br /><br />Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,<br /><br /> "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1899223864066027301-7334893250529871260?l=howtokuku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kuku manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04115176608240968776noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1899223864066027301.post-69934153880650059122007-05-06T03:04:00.000-07:002007-05-06T03:19:23.740-07:00Customer: Hi, I am Cindy. I can't get my diskette out.<br />Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?<br /><br />Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.<br /> Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.<br /><br />Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my<br /> desk... Sorry....<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?<br />Female customer: A white one...<br /><br />Tech support: .....................<br />Female customer: .....................<br /><br />Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.<br />Customer: Your left or my left?<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech support: Good Mourning. How may I help you?<br />Male customer: Hello... I can't print.<br /><br /><br />Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...<br />Male Customer: Listen pal! Don't start getting technical on me! I'm not <br /> Bill Gates.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try,<br /> it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and <br /> placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says <br /> he can't find it...<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Customer: I have problems printing in red...<br />Tech support: Do you have a color printer?<br /><br />Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?<br />Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.<br />Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?<br /><br />Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.<br />Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back<br />Customer: OK<br /><br />Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?<br />Customer: Yes<br /><br />Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another<br /> keyboard?<br />Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital<br /> letter V as in Victor, the number 7.<br />Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?<br /><br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br />Customer: I can't get on the Internet.<br />Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?<br /><br />Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.<br />Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?<br /><br />Customer: Five stars.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?<br />Customer: Netscape.<br /><br />Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.<br />Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my<br /> computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech support: How may I help you?<br />Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.<br /><br />Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?<br />Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the<br /> circle around it?<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.<br /><br />Tech support: Are you running it under windows?<br /><br />Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The<br /> man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is<br /> working fine."<br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same<br /> time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the<br /> letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"<br />Customer: I don't have a P.<br /><br />Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.<br />Customer: What do you mean?<br /><br />Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.<br />Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1899223864066027301-6993415388065005912?l=howtokuku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kuku manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04115176608240968776noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1899223864066027301.post-22808760037866598602007-04-09T18:45:00.000-07:002007-04-09T18:46:25.637-07:00well much later...Sorry I still don't have time to update.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1899223864066027301-2280876003786659860?l=howtokuku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>kuku manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04115176608240968776noreply@blogger.com0