LOVE?? and all that silly things!

What is the equation of Love?

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



What is Office politic?

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


How Much to shop?

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


WHY GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS ARE NEVER RELIABLE?

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



How to achieve HAPPINESS!

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



What Are your LONGEVITY Tip!

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



WHAT PROPENSITY NOT TO CHANGE!

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



What is the best technique?

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,

"You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.